anonnep 14 #1 Posted July 20, 2018 @Bojana and @Vladimir got their salary Btc in primedice and went to bank to cashout so they can buy some rakija and booze and can celebrate their salary Suddenly some robber can and start robbing bank After robbing the bank 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing? Clerk : Yes I saw u. Robber killed him and asked to the @Bojana : Did u saw ?@Bojana : No, but @Vladimir saw u! 1 2 maverick528, Bojana and Marija reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anonnep 14 #2 Posted July 20, 2018 Before Marriage - - -@Thugstream: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.@Katarina : Do you want me to leave?@Thugstream: NO! Don't even think about it.@Katarina: Do you love me?@Thugstream: Of course! Over and over!@Katarina : Have you ever cheated on me?@Thugstream : NO! Why are you even asking?@Katarina: Will you kiss me?@Thugstream: Every chance I get!@Katarina: Will you hit me?@Thugstream : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!@Katarina: Can I trust you?@Thugstream: Yes.@Katarina : Darling! After Marriage - simply read from Bottom to Top. It sounds really interesting Marriage jokes i am sorry if this coincident has happen to any persons life 2 Thugstream and Katarina reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anonnep 14 #3 Posted July 20, 2018 @anonnep: Doctor, You Must Help Me.@singpays : I Keep Losing My Temper With People. @anonnep(jokes): Tell Me About Your Problem.@singpays: I Just Did, You Stupid, Mad, Ugly, Joker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tomuco 21 #4 Posted July 20, 2018 Hahaha, funny jokes 😂 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bojana 1,671 #5 Posted July 20, 2018 Hahaha, you writing a script now, @anonnep? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katarina 319 #6 Posted July 21, 2018 Hahahha a good one @anonnep If only you could find some of your funny videos to match the script... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bavlad1975 0 #7 Posted August 31, 2018 The dollar says Bitcoin: You want to take over the world, my son? But you can't even get into a stripper's pants! Little boy miner found, Stuck in the socket, and to sleep he went, Sparks fell, the house broke out, The wiring there was a little weak. When China banned bitcoin, bitcoin fell. When Russia banned bitcoin, the ruble fell. I know how to bring down bitcoin. I just need to buy one... Soon to the losers who did not have time to buy bitcoin, add losers who did not have time to sell it. How much Bitcoin does it Take to buy some food? The answer is unknown, as its course is constantly changing. What is the difference between Bitcoin and US dollar? 1BTC is worth $6900. 2-3 years ago, the Internet argued whether Bitcoin can penetrate the economies of countries such as Russia. Many have said that Bitcoin in Russia is a joke, but once the ruble in America was a joke. I keep all my money in bitcoins. It's safe. My wife doesn't know how to spend it! On the crypto currency you can earn, earn yourself nervous disorders... 😉 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anonnep 14 #8 Posted September 1, 2018 ahahha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena2007 922 #9 Posted September 1, 2018 (edited) @Bojana Edited September 1, 2018 by athena2007 1 Bojana reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bojana 1,671 #10 Posted September 2, 2018 On 01/09/2018 at 07:28, athena2007 said: @Bojana I have such lunch and dinner, lol, maybe just a healthy breakfast if I find time to make it 🙈 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vlada 32 #12 Posted October 8, 2019 The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrencee 2 #13 Posted March 29, 2021 Since the world is round like a ball. Then I think every one is a player 1 ireti reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DewARR 1 #14 Posted March 30, 2021 On 29/03/2021 at 17:45, lawrencee said: Since the world is round like a ball. Then I think every one is a player without a goalkeeper? 😅 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mathew 4 #15 Posted May 15, 2021 A must read Today in History Drinking competition Two communities, Nsukka and Udi in Enugu State, decided to hold a drinking competition. A week to the competition Nsukka community sent a delegate, Asadu ozioko, to udi to confirm if the competition will still hold. When Asadu, the delegate got there, the people of udi brought 20 litres of their strongest Nkwu-enu (Local Gin) as kola. Asadu asked; "Can i test it?" The people said; "Go ahead." The Man drank, finished the whole 20 litres and said; This is Okay, where is the main drink?" The people of udi got scared and shouted "Come oh, are you among the competitors?." Asadu replied; "No, i did not qualify". The people of Udi had to call off the competition immediately... happy weekend everybody Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samoh 0 #16 Posted May 16, 2021 On 30/03/2021 at 19:21, DewARR said: without a goalkeeper? 😅 And without a goal post.😂 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ogarjosephat2 1 #17 Posted January 17 On 15/05/2021 at 21:10, Mathew said: A must read Today in History Drinking competition Two communities, Nsukka and Udi in Enugu State, decided to hold a drinking competition. A week to the competition Nsukka community sent a delegate, Asadu ozioko, to udi to confirm if the competition will still hold. When Asadu, the delegate got there, the people of udi brought 20 litres of their strongest Nkwu-enu (Local Gin) as kola. Asadu asked; "Can i test it?" The people said; "Go ahead." The Man drank, finished the whole 20 litres and said; This is Okay, where is the main drink?" The people of udi got scared and shouted "Come oh, are you among the competitors?." Asadu replied; "No, i did not qualify". The people of Udi had to call off the competition immediately... happy weekend everybody Now i wonder how the main competitor would be like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
koko16 0 #18 Posted January 28 1+1=1 yet everyone agrees with it but don't accept it when it comes to monetary aspect Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tijana 6 #19 Posted January 31 OMG! Those jokes lol😂😂😂 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atkinsonk 0 #20 Posted March 2 The drinking competition git me going Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Julie 0 #22 Posted April 4 What's the joke again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divine 0 #23 Posted April 5 You all are comedians Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites