Jokes

[anonnep 14]

@Bojana  and  @Vladimir got their salary  Btc  in primedice  and  went  to bank to cashout  so they   can buy some  rakija  and  booze  and  can celebrate  their salary

Suddenly some  robber  can and  start  robbing bank

After robbing the bank

1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.

Robber killed him

and asked to the @Bojana : Did u saw ?
@Bojana : No, but @Vladimir saw u!

[anonnep 14]

Before Marriage - - -
@Thugstream: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
@Katarina : Do you want me to leave?
@Thugstream: NO! Don't even think about it.
@Katarina: Do you love me?
@Thugstream: Of course! Over and over!
@Katarina : Have you ever cheated on me?
@Thugstream : NO! Why are you even asking?
@Katarina: Will you kiss me?
@Thugstream: Every chance I get!
@Katarina: Will you hit me?
@Thugstream : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
@Katarina: Can I trust you?
@Thugstream: Yes.
@Katarina : Darling!

After Marriage - simply read from Bottom to Top. It sounds really interesting Marriage jokes

i am sorry if  this  coincident  has  happen to any persons  life    

[anonnep 14]

@anonnep: Doctor, You Must Help Me.
@singpays : I Keep Losing My Temper With People.

@anonnep(jokes): Tell Me About Your Problem.
@singpays: I Just Did, You Stupid, Mad, Ugly, Joker.

[tomuco 21]

Hahaha, funny jokes 😂

[Bojana 1,671]

Hahaha, you writing a script now, @anonnep?  

[Katarina 319]

Hahahha a good one @anonnep  If only you could find some of your funny videos to match the script...  

[bavlad1975 0]

The dollar says Bitcoin: You want to take over the world, my son? But you can't even get into a stripper's pants!

Little boy miner found,  
Stuck in the socket, and to sleep he went, 
Sparks fell, the house broke out, 
The wiring there was a little weak.

When China banned bitcoin, bitcoin fell. When Russia banned bitcoin, the ruble fell.

I know how to bring down bitcoin. I just need to buy one...

Soon to the losers who did not have time to buy bitcoin, add losers who did not have time to sell it.

How much Bitcoin does it Take to buy some food? The answer is unknown, as its course is constantly changing.

What is the difference between Bitcoin and US dollar? 1BTC is worth $6900.

 

2-3 years ago, the Internet argued whether Bitcoin can penetrate the economies of countries such as Russia. Many have said that Bitcoin in Russia is a joke, but once the ruble in America was a joke.

I keep all my money in bitcoins. It's safe. My wife doesn't know how to spend it!

On the crypto currency you can earn, earn yourself nervous disorders...

😉

[anonnep 14]

ahahha  

[athena2007 922]

@Bojana

Edited September 1, 2018 by athena2007

[Bojana 1,671]

On 01/09/2018 at 07:28, athena2007 said:

@Bojana

I have such lunch and dinner, lol, maybe just a healthy breakfast if I find time to make it 🙈

[lint59 55]

[Vlada 32]

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

[lawrencee 2]

Since the world is round like a ball. Then I think every one is a player

[DewARR 1]

On 29/03/2021 at 17:45, lawrencee said:

Since the world is round like a ball. Then I think every one is a player

without a goalkeeper? 😅

[Mathew 4]

A must read

Today in History

Drinking competition Two communities, Nsukka and Udi in Enugu State, decided to hold a drinking competition. A week
to the competition Nsukka community sent a delegate, Asadu ozioko, to udi to confirm if the competition will still hold.

When Asadu, the delegate got there, the people of udi brought 20 litres of their strongest Nkwu-enu (Local Gin) as kola.
Asadu asked; "Can i test it?" 
The people said; "Go ahead." The Man drank, finished the whole 20 litres
and said; This is Okay, where is the main
drink?" 
The people of udi got scared and shouted "Come oh, are you among the competitors?."  Asadu replied; "No, i
did not qualify".

The people of Udi had to call off the competition immediately... 
happy weekend everybody
 

[Samoh 0]

On 30/03/2021 at 19:21, DewARR said:

without a goalkeeper? 😅

And without a goal post.😂

[ogarjosephat2 1]

On 15/05/2021 at 21:10, Mathew said:

A must read

Today in History

Drinking competition Two communities, Nsukka and Udi in Enugu State, decided to hold a drinking competition. A week
to the competition Nsukka community sent a delegate, Asadu ozioko, to udi to confirm if the competition will still hold.

When Asadu, the delegate got there, the people of udi brought 20 litres of their strongest Nkwu-enu (Local Gin) as kola.
Asadu asked; "Can i test it?" 
The people said; "Go ahead." The Man drank, finished the whole 20 litres
and said; This is Okay, where is the main
drink?" 
The people of udi got scared and shouted "Come oh, are you among the competitors?."  Asadu replied; "No, i
did not qualify".

The people of Udi had to call off the competition immediately... 
happy weekend everybody
 

Now i wonder how the main competitor would be like

[koko16 0]

1+1=1 yet everyone agrees with it but don't accept it when it comes to monetary aspect

[Tijana 6]

OMG! Those jokes lol😂😂😂

[atkinsonk 0]

The drinking competition git me going

[Another 0]

Hilarious

[Julie 0]

What's the joke again

[Divine 0]

You all are comedians