A whole new world.... or just an intro

[pdjunkie 1]

I used to be a respectable member of society. I attended HOA meetings, was head of the PTA, and ran my own company. Then I found PrimeDice, and now I roll imaginary dice for imaginary money, humping the American dream.

Name's PDJunkie. You can usually find me in the chat waiting on the next faucet, typing whatever comes to mind and usually trying to crack jokes. In the one week since I've started playing PrimeDice, I've laughed, I've cried, and I've been muted. (RIP) Unfortunately I'm just a faucet player but here's what I've learned so far.

1. Have fun! 100sat isn't even a penny, it's gambling; plan on losing.
2. Don't ask for tips, you'll get them when you get them 
3. That strategy you think you have that beats the system, doesn't. Go ahead and hit that faucet button again.
4. If you're lucky enough to deposit, good luck. It's probably better that I don't that option...
5. Don't bother with Hunger Games, chances are you aren't qualified to play

That being said, Welcome newcomers!  For the old school crowd, thanks for having me. Add me, we can be friends. I'm gonna go ahead and turn the volume up...

I was gonna clean my room, until PrimeDice
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then PrimeDice
My room is still messed up and I know why
'Cause of PrimeDice

I was gonna go to class before PrimeDice
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but PrimeDice
I am taking it next semester and I know why
'Cause of PrimeDice
Because of PrimeDice
Because of PrimeDice

BaGOOOOOCK! - oh yeah, you should send me replies.

[AHCareP 64]

You explained everything so beautifully. In fact, what you wrote, it's all true, I hope that these tips helped someone else, but I'm a fan of PD all these are obvious things)
Good luck in the future)

[anbushinta 25]

Better said than any new members around. Hoping for your great feat and best of luck here in pd. I am a faucet player too and i like the whole point you wrote in your topic. ?

[Jenn09 118]

Nice introduction PDJunkie, I like what you write on the last two paragraphs it seems a song to me hehe   though It's true me too when I found Primedice I seldom clean my room now because of Primedice LOL Good luck buddy hope you have more friends here  

[connesa 118]

very well said maybe youll gonna end up saying i became rich because of primedice? goodluck hope you win big in pd!

[artcode 25]

best Introductions ever

welcome and best of luck mate  

[Bes19 203]

Lmao you can be a writer Nice introduction bruh! Hope you're having a great time here in PD forum. Good luck on your rolls. Cheers

[rembo2 269]

Well writen.

I hope you're lucky here and we'll see an excellent article about your victory.

[Mistletoe 430]

I shouldn't have read that last part. Now I cant get it off of my head anymore. ><

"La da da da da da La, Da Daaa~"

[Zephiera 109]

Wow what an experience! lol  thanks for sharing it. I'm trying my best to learn the ropes. But the last part of your post got stuck in my head for a minute. I sang it like it's an old school song hahahaha

[Carollzinha 557]

Welcome to our forum @pdjunkie and thanks for making my morning so damn joyful.. I've had so much fun reading to your intro.. thanks a lot man  

[RabMalfoy 89]

This is one of the best intro I have read so far.

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