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In a vampire club:

RICH VAMPIRE: I want to order a fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: I want to order a meal with a blood recipe.

POOR VAMPIRE: Just a glass of hot water please!

WAITER: Sir! why you only order a glass of hot water?

POOR VAMPIRE: Because in my way from here I've seen a napkin in the road, I'll just pour it with some hot water and make it just a tea.

 

Laughter is the best medicine.

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Just now, bloomy said:

now you get it @Dan haha.

poor tampons :P

would you like to try it?

Already have, doesn't make the best of tea.

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1 hour ago, Kevin13 said:

In a vampire club:

RICH VAMPIRE: I want to order a fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: I want to order a meal with a blood recipe.

POOR VAMPIRE: Just a glass of hot water please!

WAITER: Sir! why you only order a glass of hot water?

POOR VAMPIRE: Because in my way from here I've seen a napkin in the road, I'll just pour it with some hot water and make it just a tea.

 

Laughter is the best medicine.

Fuck this joke. Heard this already but still make me laugh. Good Job for @Kevin13. You make us cry with lafter

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1 hour ago, Kevin13 said:

In a vampire club:

RICH VAMPIRE: I want to order a fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: I want to order a meal with a blood recipe.

POOR VAMPIRE: Just a glass of hot water please!

WAITER: Sir! why you only order a glass of hot water?

POOR VAMPIRE: Because in my way from here I've seen a napkin in the road, I'll just pour it with some hot water and make it just a tea.

 

Laughter is the best medicine.

LOLOLOL! He drink the menstruation soooo gross LOL xD

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On 8/15/2017 at 12:03, Dan said:

Already have, doesn't make the best of tea.

yeah it depends on which country u crack this joke.. In my country we would be like " wt hell is a tampon???" ...

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On 8/15/2017 at 13:48, Kevin13 said:

In a vampire club:

RICH VAMPIRE: I want to order a fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: I want to order a meal with a blood recipe.

POOR VAMPIRE: Just a glass of hot water please!

WAITER: Sir! why you only order a glass of hot water?

POOR VAMPIRE: Because in my way from here I've seen a napkin in the road, I'll just pour it with some hot water and make it just a tea.

 

Laughter is the best medicine.

ahahaha cant stop laughing at this u make my day :):)  poor vampire come here i will give u my napkin lmao

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