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  1. for example 9kh one takes 4 roll doubling. again, 4 double roll. and so on
  2. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
  3. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
  4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
  5. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  6. The more we study, the more we know The more we know, the more we forget The more we forget, the less we know the less we know, the less we forget The less we forget, the more we know Why study?
  7. A duck walks into a shop and asks the manager: -Got any fresh fruit? -No. -Got any fresh vegetables? -No. We have only dry goods. The next day the duck returns: -Got any fresh fruit? -No. -Got any fresh vegetables? -No. I told you yesterday, we have only dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I will feed you with nails! On 3rd day the duck walks in and asks: -Got any nails? -No. -Got any fresh fruit?
  8. Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mum: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
  9. At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. «No woman,» said one man, scornfully, «can keep a secret.» «I don’t know about that,» huffily answered a woman guest. «I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.» «You’ll let it out some day,» the man insisted. «I hardly think so!» responded the lady. «When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.»
  10. already 6 years old? I did not know) I thought the site for two years)