nytewind

Who wants to be a test subject?
the script has been tested by me for over a few hundred thousand bets now, 
if you stop it every 5k profit and reset your stats , minbalance etc, it only seems to hit the min.balance stoploss once every 15-ish times
give it a whirl if you want and please give me feedback so I can make adjustments before uploading to seuntjies site! 
==========copy and paste below into dicebot==== I assume you know the basics of programmer mode!!=====
 
--NyteFlyer Beta V.1.2
--
--Tested on Primedice for 150,000rolls
--Use the script, with caution however you like.
--The best way to use this script is to go for small profit chunks.
--suggested target 2.5k satoshi at a time
--suggested minbal 12k lower than current balance
--suggested base bets of 11 and 31 seem to have good results
--set target to 5k or 50k or whatever you want you get the idea.
--Small red streaks aren't recovered instantly, larger red streaks yield great profit
--with minbal set to 10k lower than current balance, 11basebet should survive 12losses
--THE ONLY LINES YOU NEED TO EDIT ARE TARGET MINBAL AND BASE BET!!!!
--Edit target, minbal and basebet only
 
 
target = 0.000025 --this is how much profit you want to make its currently set to 2500sats
minbal = 0.0001 --what you dont want your balance to drop below currently set to 10k sats
basebet = 0.00000011
 
 
--DO NOT EDIT BELOW THIS LINE--
chance = 81.12
bethigh = true
nextbet = basebet
function dobet()
        if (win) then
                chance = 81.12
             nextbet = basebet
        else
                if chance == 33.33  then
                        nextbet = previousbet * 1.6
                else
                        chance = 33.33
                  nextbet = basebet/3.3
                end
        end
 
        if balance<minbal then
                alarm()
                stop()
                resetseed()
                print('*********************************************************************************************************************************')
                print('*********************************************************************************************************************************')
                print('Oh No! You missed your goal this time - Try resetting your stats and going again!!!')
                print('*********************************************************************************************************************************')
                print('*********************************************************************************************************************************')
        end
       
        if profit>target then
                ching()
                stop()
                resetseed()
                print('*********************************************************************************************************************************')
                print('Congrats! You hit your target! Go take a break!')
print('*********************************************************************************************************************************')
        end     
end

this feels like a spam post used to boost ur pay per post.
of course everone will vote pd, you're on pd's website...
 
spampost.

1) it's not relevant to this matter since it was written off.
2) no.
3) mind your own business. it doesn't pertain to you ...
4) you're too big for your britches. nobody put you in charge of anything
 
why the fuck am I even responding here... 
someone ban my account please?

regardless. you could have issued the default sooner.
 
this matter is resolved in my eyes and will not be addressed further. 
i'm logging out for good.
 
deal with it.

Per the loan statement was 0.005 with 10% over a max of 5 days meaning a max payout of 0.0075 - after being late I felt bad and overpaid him to the tune of 0.0094 which can be validated by support.
 
I am leaving prime dice and I am not paying this member another dime -- please see original unedited post.
 
goodbye.
 
 
PS.. inour telegram message I said I would LIKE to be able to pay  you as much as 0.1 -  I NEVER said that I would. I said I would over pay a bit until it felt right.... a 0.005 loan with a max of 50% interest being paid to almost 0.01 is far more than enough. 

LOL @ "dire"
 
last comment before I go...
 
have always suspected that 1) Athena is a man 2) ultra is Athena but pisses off too many people so needs dual screennames and a vpn.. but who cares if this is true or not..
 
3) take your sub-culture threats of "dire" anything somewhere else. i'll not be threatened by a nobody on the internet...
 
*logs out forgood*

Per the loan statement was 0.005 with 10% over a max of 5 days meaning a max payout of 0.0075 - after being late I felt bad and overpaid him to the tune of 0.0094 which can be validated by support.
 
I am leaving prime dice and I am not paying this member another dime -- please see original unedited post.
 
goodbye.
 
 
PS.. inour telegram message I said I would LIKE to be able to pay  you as much as 0.1 -  I NEVER said that I would. I said I would over pay a bit until it felt right.... a 0.005 loan with a max of 50% interest being paid to almost 0.01 is far more than enough. 

Per the loan statement was 0.005 with 10% over a max of 5 days meaning a max payout of 0.0075 - after being late I felt bad and overpaid him to the tune of 0.0094 which can be validated by support.
 
I am leaving prime dice and I am not paying this member another dime -- please see original unedited post.
 
goodbye.
 
 
PS.. inour telegram message I said I would LIKE to be able to pay  you as much as 0.1 -  I NEVER said that I would. I said I would over pay a bit until it felt right.... a 0.005 loan with a max of 50% interest being paid to almost 0.01 is far more than enough. 

give it a listen -- should i make a cleaner version for youtube?
 
 
Recording_16.wav

This account is legit.
Face-it Logs are good -
no steamreps reports and
no overwatch complaints .
 
Clean account confirmed.

uh wwe're talking about poker tho

I had the binary... couldn't find the code needed in the ribbons..... and I did have a ffeling the CMYK came into play................... damn...

Netflix it's cheaper
 
stargate sg1 or stargate atlantis

Today we visit the concept of "Think Bink".
After a short discussion with poker player and founder of THINK BINK, I quickly realized that I ALREADY THINK BINK!
Below is Cory Waalands story and excerpt from our intervew:
 
So what is bink?
If you don't play poker or ever seen the movie "Babies Day Out" chances are you've never heard the word "bink" in your life, so what is it? Well it's not in Webster's yet but below is the bink-nation dictionary version of the word.

 
 --
At first glance, "ThiNk BiNk" can seem like just a catchy phrase but to understand the meaning behind this positivity movement you must first know the humble beginnings from which it grew.
In 2012, I was at rock bottom and found myself at a crossroads. Either continue living in a place far from home, trying to salvage a relationship with a girl I was never meant to be with OR accept my friend John's offer to move into his garage and get back to doing what I do best; poker. At the time it wasn't easy but I chose the latter and over the next three months dedicated everyday to bettering my current situation, mentally and financially. Often times John's girlfriend, Brandy, would come in as we were playing and write inspirational messages on a whiteboard hanging on the wall. One fateful day she walked in and wrote the words "ThiNk BiNk" and the lightning bolt immediately struck. It said so much while saying very little and quickly I realized these two words had potential to literally change the world!
From that day forward John and I always said it to each other instead of the typical "good luck" when deep in a tournament. We started to embrace what it meant to ALWAYS be positive, even if "lady luck" wasn't on our side. As time went on we realized more and more this wasn't just for poker, it was for life! We must CHOOSE to have a positive attitude about every situation thrown at us because a negative mind would NEVER lead to a positive life. What began in the most accidental and honest of ways had now fully evolved into our philosophy on and off the poker tables. To us it wasn't just a way of life, it was THE way of life!
Leading up to the 2014 World Series of Poker in Las Vegas I had 50 patches made; 25 black and 25 red. My plan being every time I heard someone speak negatively at the table I'd throw him/her a patch and say something like, "happiness is a choice ya know, ThiNk BiNk!". Fast forward to seven WSOP rings & 500 patches later, people were really starting to take notice and asking regularly where they could get some gear. The growth was so natural and organic that I had suddenly found myself at another crossroads. I could let this be as far as it went OR listen to the universe and get to work spreading this message to as many people as I could, starting in the poker world. Think you know which path I chose
After months of hard work designing the logos/website and days at the Print Bros shop in Florida, the inaugural pieces were born! I remember when I slipped that first shirt over my head and a flood of emotions came as I visualized John's garage and how far we had come. If you would have told me back in 2012 that two words on a dry erase board could turn into a full blown positivity movement, I would have believed you. But if you then told me everything it would take to turn those two words into a brand, it probably never would have happened. Life has a funny way of working itself out though and now a simple message started in the poker world will hopefully catch on and spread like wildfire all over the globe!
So to sum it up, it's not just a catchy phrase and has nothing to do with luck. It's a positive mindset lifestyle and in my opinion, THE way of life!!!
- Cory "BiNks" Waaland -
============================
 
Thoughts on the law of attraction
Everything is Vibration
The first concept to wrap your head around is understanding the fundamental law of the Universe - the Law of Vibration.
Every single thing from the largest stars and planets in space, all the way down to the tiniest grain of sand, is in a constant state of vibration.
This can be difficult to believe as everything around us seems so solid. If everything is vibration why can’t I put my hand right through this computer that I’m now typing on? The answer is found within the terms frequency and arrangement.
Your brain is so smart that it has taken the vibrations all around you, and learned how to translate it into your “reality” in a way so that you can’t even recognise its vibration. Think about it... What are the colours that you perceive? If you’ve studied any science then you know that colour is just a vibration at a particular frequency. What are the sounds that you hear? They are nothing more than vibrations that your brain has translated in order to make sense out of it.
From this knowledge, it can be stated that your entire “reality” is all within your head. There is nothing “out there” even though it seems like it. It’s the case of the popular question, “if a tree falls in a forest and nobody’s there to hear it, does it make a sound?” The idea is that you cannot experience your reality without actively perceiving it and this is the fundamental basis of the Law of Attraction.
Even after you have proof that everything around you is vibration it is still very hard for us to grasp this on an emotional level (this just emphasises how weak our logic is compared to our emotions). Logically accepting this truth is much different than actually believing this truth and applying it to your life.
Stay with me, it will all start making sense.
In order to begin consciously creating your reality, begin believing that everything is vibration. Take some time out of your day, and sit and just attempt to visualise the vibrational nature of everything around you. Quiet your mind and really feel the vibration of the sounds and the air around you. Suspend any doubts you may have for just a few minutes and give it a go. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
Like Attracts Like
The second concept to grasp is that the fundamental principle of the Law of Vibration is that vibrations of similar frequency are drawn together.
Think about two droplets of water that are slowly moving towards each other. What happens as they get closer? They eventually get close enough that they attract each other and become one droplet of water instead of two separate ones. This occurs because they are of like vibration. Now, think about the same phenomena with a droplet of water and a droplet of oil. No matter how close you put them together they will not become one with each other. This is because their vibrations are too different from one another.
This is the idea that the Law of Attraction is based on. If you want to bring about something in your life, regardless of what it is, begin vibrating at a level that is congruent with your desired reality.
This is such a huge idea!
Think about it!
If 1) Everything is vibration and, 2) Vibrations of similar frequencies are drawn together and, 3) You have the ability to control your vibration; then you can most certainly control the conditions of your life!
The problem comes about whenever we attempt to control our reality without first adjusting our vibration. No amount of physical manipulation will create the world that we wish to see. All of the work is done on the inside, in our minds. This means that no amount of action alone will produce the results that we desire. However, once we gain the ability to condition our minds to our desired frequencies of vibration, our physical reality quickly follows suit and reflects back to us our new vibration.
Take the time to think deeply about these ideas and see if they don’t make sense to you both logically and emotionally. If you think long and hard enough you will come to the same conclusions that the great leaders of humanity’s past have all come to: that is, we create our own reality.

Sorry I only Think Big.

Good game. I also want to try myself in this game.

Imma try this later.
Im kinda itching to play since you posted such an awesome win scenario. ??
Thanks for the suggestion @nytewind!
Take it easy brother. Take care.

wsop\Zynga poker is garbage now...
Get yourself over to coinpoker.com
download the app its the download button on the upper right. you can't buy chips since the ICO is over, 
but you can play in the freeroll tournaments and win free CHP which is also a cryptocurrency... yea dude.. free freakin' money if you're even HALF decent at poker
I started poker less than a month ago and I've earned over 1000 chips in tournament play that's over 500bucks usd

hahaha yes there was rage-quitting involved hahha

I just re-lived the best rounder scene ever...
The table goes to heads up. me and this other sorry SOB across from me he's sittin just under my stacks
I have 127,000 in chips and he has 122k
cards dealt I have Ace Ten. 
I check
he raises the bet but I call -- my kicker is fairly strong and the flop can make this a monster hand
The flop
I flopped the straight Jc Qc Kc hits the board.. 
takes everything in my soul to not bet.. I check.. my heart is pounding.
I know he's going to bet his ace here and he does.. he over bets again.. ok he's chasing an ace high flush but I've already got a straight for sure 
fuckit i'll call him and not raise him... act like him still trying to get the straight.. 
turn comes and it's a 3 - i'm thinkin great, he's got a chance at 2 pair here maybe a straight IF he's got what I got... but does he?
I still got my ace high straight sitting back and I know he's about to throw another overbet at me.
he does. I call
Ace hits the river -- no biggy for me, best he has here is trips maybe 2 pair, he's repping the straight but if he does have it, we'll split the pot
he can't have the flush now he wouldn't have overbet ot get me off the pot if ihe did.
and my trap works.
he bets his ace on top pair against the river ALL-IN and I snap called him.
Flipped my card over and before the hand was even being done paid out, he'd left the room.
 
#rekt #rounders2018
 

The idea:
2 players each ante into the pot their agreed upon bet (or if a player raises the other must call or forfeit the pot)
2 dice are rolled. each die has 9 10 j q k a on them
highest card or pair wins the pot, ties are then broken on next roll.
any tie rolls are null and ignored.
====================
EXAMPLE:
John has 100,000 satoshi in his bankroll 
He wagers 10k satoshi on the pot and waits for someone to accept his wager.
Bill accepts his wager, and bill has 100k also.
Bill now has the option to 'call' the bet and let the dice roll, or he can RAISE the bet -- 
at this point john must either CALL and match Bills bet, or he must FOLD and forfeit the pot without seeing the dice roll.
Maximum of 1 raise per roll allowed
maximum of 2 poker hands per duel session - barring tiebreaker situations.
==========DOUBLE OR NOTHING RULE========
If a player has lost both consecutive pokerdice hands in a duel, they may call 'double or nothing'
they are now risking 2x the total winnings of the entire session.
both players must click accept before double-or-nothing roll happens--or coinflipped...)
 
 
I think this would bring a new facet of dice-style play to the site, while also gaining some love from the card players who wouldn't have previously played.
I speak to players on poker sites on a daily basis who all tell me they would try dice games if it was less like numbers and more like pairs and hands of cards they could "read".
the poker feel of it just gives the illusion of skill-play.

The idea:
2 players each ante into the pot their agreed upon bet (or if a player raises the other must call or forfeit the pot)
2 dice are rolled. each die has 9 10 j q k a on them
highest card or pair wins the pot, ties are then broken on next roll.
any tie rolls are null and ignored.
====================
EXAMPLE:
John has 100,000 satoshi in his bankroll 
He wagers 10k satoshi on the pot and waits for someone to accept his wager.
Bill accepts his wager, and bill has 100k also.
Bill now has the option to 'call' the bet and let the dice roll, or he can RAISE the bet -- 
at this point john must either CALL and match Bills bet, or he must FOLD and forfeit the pot without seeing the dice roll.
Maximum of 1 raise per roll allowed
maximum of 2 poker hands per duel session - barring tiebreaker situations.
==========DOUBLE OR NOTHING RULE========
If a player has lost both consecutive pokerdice hands in a duel, they may call 'double or nothing'
they are now risking 2x the total winnings of the entire session.
both players must click accept before double-or-nothing roll happens--or coinflipped...)
 
 
I think this would bring a new facet of dice-style play to the site, while also gaining some love from the card players who wouldn't have previously played.
I speak to players on poker sites on a daily basis who all tell me they would try dice games if it was less like numbers and more like pairs and hands of cards they could "read".
the poker feel of it just gives the illusion of skill-play.

The idea:
2 players each ante into the pot their agreed upon bet (or if a player raises the other must call or forfeit the pot)
2 dice are rolled. each die has 9 10 j q k a on them
highest card or pair wins the pot, ties are then broken on next roll.
any tie rolls are null and ignored.
====================
EXAMPLE:
John has 100,000 satoshi in his bankroll 
He wagers 10k satoshi on the pot and waits for someone to accept his wager.
Bill accepts his wager, and bill has 100k also.
Bill now has the option to 'call' the bet and let the dice roll, or he can RAISE the bet -- 
at this point john must either CALL and match Bills bet, or he must FOLD and forfeit the pot without seeing the dice roll.
Maximum of 1 raise per roll allowed
maximum of 2 poker hands per duel session - barring tiebreaker situations.
==========DOUBLE OR NOTHING RULE========
If a player has lost both consecutive pokerdice hands in a duel, they may call 'double or nothing'
they are now risking 2x the total winnings of the entire session.
both players must click accept before double-or-nothing roll happens--or coinflipped...)
 
 
I think this would bring a new facet of dice-style play to the site, while also gaining some love from the card players who wouldn't have previously played.
I speak to players on poker sites on a daily basis who all tell me they would try dice games if it was less like numbers and more like pairs and hands of cards they could "read".
the poker feel of it just gives the illusion of skill-play.

The idea:
2 players each ante into the pot their agreed upon bet (or if a player raises the other must call or forfeit the pot)
2 dice are rolled. each die has 9 10 j q k a on them
highest card or pair wins the pot, ties are then broken on next roll.
any tie rolls are null and ignored.
====================
EXAMPLE:
John has 100,000 satoshi in his bankroll 
He wagers 10k satoshi on the pot and waits for someone to accept his wager.
Bill accepts his wager, and bill has 100k also.
Bill now has the option to 'call' the bet and let the dice roll, or he can RAISE the bet -- 
at this point john must either CALL and match Bills bet, or he must FOLD and forfeit the pot without seeing the dice roll.
Maximum of 1 raise per roll allowed
maximum of 2 poker hands per duel session - barring tiebreaker situations.
==========DOUBLE OR NOTHING RULE========
If a player has lost both consecutive pokerdice hands in a duel, they may call 'double or nothing'
they are now risking 2x the total winnings of the entire session.
both players must click accept before double-or-nothing roll happens--or coinflipped...)
 
 
I think this would bring a new facet of dice-style play to the site, while also gaining some love from the card players who wouldn't have previously played.
I speak to players on poker sites on a daily basis who all tell me they would try dice games if it was less like numbers and more like pairs and hands of cards they could "read".
the poker feel of it just gives the illusion of skill-play.

I just re-lived the best rounder scene ever...
The table goes to heads up. me and this other sorry SOB across from me he's sittin just under my stacks
I have 127,000 in chips and he has 122k
cards dealt I have Ace Ten. 
I check
he raises the bet but I call -- my kicker is fairly strong and the flop can make this a monster hand
The flop
I flopped the straight Jc Qc Kc hits the board.. 
takes everything in my soul to not bet.. I check.. my heart is pounding.
I know he's going to bet his ace here and he does.. he over bets again.. ok he's chasing an ace high flush but I've already got a straight for sure 
fuckit i'll call him and not raise him... act like him still trying to get the straight.. 
turn comes and it's a 3 - i'm thinkin great, he's got a chance at 2 pair here maybe a straight IF he's got what I got... but does he?
I still got my ace high straight sitting back and I know he's about to throw another overbet at me.
he does. I call
Ace hits the river -- no biggy for me, best he has here is trips maybe 2 pair, he's repping the straight but if he does have it, we'll split the pot
he can't have the flush now he wouldn't have overbet ot get me off the pot if ihe did.
and my trap works.
he bets his ace on top pair against the river ALL-IN and I snap called him.
Flipped my card over and before the hand was even being done paid out, he'd left the room.
 
#rekt #rounders2018